Have you ever dreamed of having sexual sex with a cartoon hottie, like Katara? This game will make you feel happy. There will be no dialogue or story, only an interactive pov sex scene. There is also various options for customization which will make the experience even more thrilling. You may also opt to randomize it to make it more enjoyment.
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Also blue tinted nekoladies need to pay the lease yet Nicole Watterson from "The Incredible globe of Gumball" is quite limited on cash recently. In look for remedy she attempts a brand-new task online as a 'web cam model 'and with each brand-new stream she opens up brand-new skills that she never ever though having in her. What has actually started as the chase for simple moeny currently ends up being mcuh extra individual for our slutty nekomilf...
**"Apology Sex Life"** is a deeply immersive and scorching adult video game masterfully crafted by ParadiceZone using the Ren'Py engine. This trainer-type parody video game is a harmony of sensuous delights, offering fully computer animated sex scenes that are as explicit as they are enchanting, improved with reasonable sound results that make every moment really feel extremely genuine. The video game's captivating and varied cast of personalities is designed to spark your dreams, each with their own distinct backstories and characteristics, making certain that your trip is as customized as it is thrilling. The ingenious two-route system in "Parody Sex Life" empowers you to dictate the training course of your adventure. Select your course and watch as the tale unfolds around your wishes, whether you're looking for romantic complexities, warmed encounters, or something much more daring and taboo. The high-definition computer animations and diligently comprehensive art work bring every personality to life, making each interaction really feel raw, extreme, and incredibly individual. The storyline is an envigorating mix of witty wit, significant twists, and unadulterated erotica, maintaining you on the edge of your seat and yearning a lot more. "Parody Sex Life" is greater than simply an aesthetic experience; it's a emotional and acoustic trip, with creative writing and expressive sound style that moves you directly into the heart of the activity. Every groan, every murmur, every wheeze is created to attract you deeper right into the globe of enjoyment and desire. This game doesn't simply damage the surface of your fantasies-- it dives deep, checking out the boundaries of what you believed was possible in a grown-up game. From the steamy encounters to the intricate stories, "Apology Sex Life" is a testament to the power of grown-up pc gaming done. It's a world where your wildest desires are given birth to, where every click brings you closer to the heat of the minute, and where the line in between dream and truth blurs into a haze of pure ecstasy. So, if you 're ready to begin on a trip that will certainly leave you out of breath and begging for even more, "Apology Sex Life" is your ultimate location. Prepare to be consumed by a tornado of interest, wish, and unchecked satisfaction.
Simply the other day you were a monotonous individual living your broing life and today you are dealing with cirminals with superpowers as the participant of superheroic group! Yeah, you never ever understand what will certainly occur every single time you will certainly head out in the road. Get involved in difficulties? Inspect! Obtain conserved by busty superheroine in latex outfit? Inspect! Transform all the superpowered women in your method right into your very own individual superbitches? Inspect, inspect, inspect!
All of us have actually dealt with individuals like Monica - warm looking however ruined bitch with huge cash that believes that she has the important things, individuals around and the life itself. And eventually this declaration is not until now from being the reality. That's the issue - Monica is not the only abundant bitch in style organization and she has all the possibilities for both incredible success or incredible failing. The concern is - what will be your component in all of this?
Exactly how do you maintain getting involved in all those insane circumstances regularly? The response is straightforward - you are bordered by insane individuals! And if the youth buddy that appreciates all kind of physical fumbling (yeah, consisting of the one with no clotehs on) is kinda appropriate after that where did the catgirl and robotic originated from?! Perhaps occasionally you need to simply comply with the desire without asking...
As long as you understand your household has actually never ever been included right into anything of historic range. It appears that your understanding is way much from the reality when the competition lasting for centuries comes out and endangering to ruin whatever and everybody you like. She is fatal and gorgeous and she is leading the clan of ninjas so if you wish to shield your household you will certainly need to develop your very own... and somehow you favor to utilize busty kunoicihi for this function.
In this sex video game, you might choose from a wide variety of models. And the very first stage in the video game is selecting a model. If you are not able to anticipate them after 3 shots, all models are sent out to the back of the line. Just on the having fun area can you manage the model you have actually selected. Afterwards, your model will certainly begin playing sex video games. The video game has 3 various problem setups.
Being tired with your monotonous life you were fantasizing regarding getting involved in among your preferred imaginary globes... and think what? Some warm lookin wonderful animal shows up to make your desire to end up being real regardless of were you really eager for it or otherwise! And the factor for the question is straightforward - you wind up in the bloody and vicious globe of "Assault on Titans"! Well, a minimum of a bucnh of warm chicks from the collection are likewise right here so you might also attempt to attract a few of them... if you will certainly live enough time ofcourse!
Our primary heroine is one blonde girl called Becky. She originates from a village, she has no cash or links yet she has her aspirations. She is quite certain that a person day she will certainly end up being a starlet or a model which cash wont be an issue any longer. This is somday later on while for today she has a load of issues to address. And daily she will certainly need to choose driving her closer to her desire or taking it far from her...
Initially you believed it was some kind of fraud given that you have never ever won anything in your whole life and currently you have a cost-free journey to the exotic island of your desires? Having a great deal of scepsis you still determined to inspect the address and it ends up there is really a workplace, an assistant, an airplane and also a few other visitors... that all end up being warm looking women! Dual good luck? Exactly how you will certainly utilize this good luck is up to you in this dating at hotel themed roleplay experience!
You are the leader of a little dream team on the objective. This team includes an elven ranger, a human clergyman and a tiefling warlock. They all most definitely understand their organization though there is still one small issue - every one of them are warm as heck chicks while you are the only individual around! Ofcourse this will certainly be the resource of several enjoyable and interesting circumstance throughout your unsafe and lengthy trip!
**"New Globe Heaven"** is an immersive and electrifying grown-up aesthetic unique established by DingoDeer utilizing the Ren 'Py engine. This video game transfers you right into the globe of One Item with a steamy, apology spin, enabling you to enter the function of a Captain from the respected Militaries. Your objective? To capture the notorious "Straw Hat Pirates" as they resurface after a two-year respite. Points take a remarkable turn when a tragic occasion happens, establishing the phase for a thrilling and sensual experience. As you browse the repercussions of your activities, you 'll participate in a range of jobs and experiences that mix the enjoyment of the One Item world with extreme, completely computer animated sex scenes. The video game's top quality art work and practical audio impacts produce an environment that is as involving as it is exciting. With a varied actors of personalities, each with their very own one-of-a-kind tales and features, "New Globe Heaven" makes certain that every playthrough is a interesting and fresh experience. The video game's ingenious style enables you to choose that straight affect the story, providing you manage over the instructions of your experience. Whether you 're right into charming experiences, extreme fights, or balmy casual sexes, "New Globe Heaven" provides on all fronts. The thorough computer animations and expressive audio style bring the personalities to life, making each communication really feel raw, individual, and unbelievably pleasing. "New Globe Heaven" is greater than simply an aesthetic experience; it's a sensory and psychological trip that will certainly maintain you on the side of your seat. With its brilliant writing, remarkable spins, and untainted erotica, this video game presses the limits of what you believed was feasible in a grown-up aesthetic book. Prepare to be brushed up away in a tornado of enthusiasm, wish, and unchecked enjoyment as you check out the midsts of this balmy and fascinating globe.
This is a tale regarding Satoshi and Mary that remain in love and satisfied with each other yet their trainee life is straightforward and much from being elegant. When Satoshi's uncle welcomes them both to invest a currently paid trip at separated hotel they hardly have any type of 2nd idea! Most definitely they need to have... Their connections will certainly be examined by several challenges and also the closest individuals will certainly discover sufficient factors for dishonesty.
Invite back to the globe of "My Hero Academic community" however this time around - in interactive style! Most likely to the institution that you like and understand, satisfy the personalities that you understand and like and develop your one-of-a-kind and very own tale! End up being buddies with ones and enthusiasts with others! Or opponents - this is not an exemption. If they will certainly lead you to the top of trainees listing, make your very own options and see.
Busty blond Tsunade overlooks her huge dick. She wants to cram this emptiness. She belongs to the yard and sees with Naruto. Tsunade understands that Naruto has a huge dick. Tsunade undresses and ambles nearer to Naruto. Naruto appears at Tsunade... um... her good-sized watermelons with pink puffies seem pretty damn good. Narut takes off the gshatny and reveals Tsunade his cock. Tsunade sits back on her knees and begins sucking on this cock and masturbating. This activity created Tsunade humid. She wants to flavor this dick inwards her cunt. Tsunade sits on a fat lollipop and then begins leaping up and down. Naruto then fucks Tsunade out from supporting. Tsunade cries with joy and begins squirting. Use your mouse to change inbetween romp scenes. So let us embark the game today.
Desire awakens as well as the lead character have to utilize the Jedi Pressure to quit it. To do this, he will certainly require sexual intercourses with various other women, as well as given that his body is not efficient in this, he utilizes the Pressure to raise his sex-related power. Really this is not real. His stamina does not raise, he simply can utilize it for various other points. The power of a Jedi is the power he utilizes. This is the power that is utilized to alter circumstances that impact his life. Because feeling, it is not physical, as it is just the capability to utilize it in this life, not the capability to produce something out of absolutely nothing.
A youthfull and huge-chested chick who works as a sport instructor rails the subway. There are plenty of people of the metro and the chick can't stir. Her is a bald grandpa who grumbles. Since the chick's enormous bumpers spank her grandpa at the face. But abruptly a thing switches. The chick senses like someone is currently repenting to the frigs of her miniskirt. And then wanks up it. Mm... that the panty inbetween both buttocks seems really lecherous. Fingers start to rubdown the chick by the clitoris and then signature with the humid vag. The chick is at a loss - . It ends up that the grandpa determined to take vengeance on the nymph. Now he'll attempt to fuck this huge-chested beauty within her taut vag and spank her curved bootie. Would you wish to understand how this story finished? It's time to begin the game.
The pirates are seeking a way to grab some hot and sexy ladies from their rivals. That's exactly what's going to happen in this parody of the show "One Piece". The two girls are Nami Robin and Nico Robin. You can quickly recognize the sex characters from the show and, even if they've only seen the entire series, you may recognize their names. The sexy girls get very fucked in our hentai parody website! We think it's an acceptable tradition, and there's no reason not to continue the flow. Take a look and visit our site for additional information about Nami, Nico, and other characters!
Do you understand the characters? Can you imagine their narrative.and also a few of the events which took place? Tell us that protagonist's fave beverage? If this is the case, then you are going to prefer this flash game. Let's commence the game. Better to select a problem that is mild. Subsequently four queries will soon show up on the monitor. You need to pick the perfect response. Be mindful. In the event you make a error, then the game is finished. But if you can response all the questions then you will see many depraved drawings . Would you need to check out the moments of their joy life? Or watch the dolls totally nude? Then let's commence the game with doing this.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat